I would welcome you myself, but you wouldn't notice the difference.

Unless of course you know me.


A link to

booking a bungalow [for those too afraid to just ASK]

small furry red things [frequently confused with the 'tang clan]

a hut housing a small timid man claiming nothing is true [perhaps he is right]

other stuff [and continuing in a trend containing nothing at all]

vague spacial perceptions...

a small area where you can be heard by others

a shrine built in homage to a rectangular metal and plastic appliance and other useful items...

the motorola conspiracy [not for those of a nervous disposition]


we do so hope you enjoyed your stay with us, feel free to visit anytime

or you could email me...