<wondering what it would be like>

"she has not only kept her lovely figure, she's added much to it."

bob fosse

[interupting Frank Harris' long winded account of all the houses at which he had dined]
"Dear Frank, we believe you; you have dined at every house in London - once."

oscar wilde

"america is country that doesn't know where it's going, but it is determined to set a land speed record in getting there."

peter lawrence

"it was wonderful to find america, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."

mark twain

"the thing that impresses me about america is the way parents obey their children."

edward viii

"if anyone is born german, god has sufficiently punished them already."

russian saying

"i look upon switzerland as an inferior sort of scotland."

sydney smith

"she looks like a million dollars - less taxes."

anon

"stork that brought you must've been a vulture."

torrid zone