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the department of simple minds accepts no responsibility for any damage to the property of vistors to the site
in addition we would ask that all vistors keep their wits about them ready for identification if so requested from any member of staff
we apologise in advance for the state of affairs this country is in although we do not accept responsibility to sort it out
we like to smoke
we enjoy jokes
feel free to ask us any questions but please try to remember that we can only answer those which are not in any way relevant to what we do

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