WELCOME TO THE WEBSITE FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF SIMPLE MINDS
again we apologise for the size of the font in this website
this time it is definetely not our fault as the size of font on a governmental website is set by the EU paper 'GOVERNMENTAL FONT SIZES FOR ALL OCCASSIONS'
see subclause 22.7.19a and read between the lines
the paper is part of a larger work 'EUROPEAN LEGISLATION - FONTS FOR A NATION' which may be purchased for a paltry sum from your local council of 12
pounds kilograms* plus postage and packaging (this may vary depending upon the status of the post deprivatisation scheme)
*12 kilograms is equivilent to 35 euros (exchange rates may go down as well as up and could possible remain on a steady heading)
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